MICHAEL BUBLE
Dude. Seriously. I think that I’m actually having what qualifies as virginity-losing intercourse with Michael Buble every time I hear him sing.
The suits. The voice. The charisma. The impeccable ability to make good songs sound better.
Maury, he has to be the father of my musical baby. His voice sounds JUST LIKE HIS.
Michael Buble, you can SO TOTALLY HIT IT.
Damian Kulash, Vocalist and perpetrator of awesomeness from Ok Go.
Not only could he hit it (Clearly we’ve established his innate hottness) but he has a way about him that is reminiscent of the hot yet smart guy in class who’s willing to discuss difficult topics with you.
Talk dirty to me, Damian, while you’re collecting on the offer to hit it.
Oh Shit….
Michael J Fox does a Back to the Future teaser ad for the 2010 Scream Awards.
Michael j Fox.
25 years ago, when I was a little girl, I had the BIGGEST crush on him. That crush was maintained for years and years.
He’s still great looking, and hell yeah he could still hit it.
Mmm, ellen paige. The very sight of you makes me want to smell your hair.
I and every other hot blooded human who craves the insides of another woman’s thighs is prepared to literally bend over backwards for you to place your succulent thighs over our cheeks.
Your ability to deliver snarky dialogue while remaining hot and youthful not only entrances me, but confirms the fact that if we can swap DNA, it would be a fruitful endevour.
Ellen Paige, not only can you hit it, but I’d move to Iowa to marry you.
IOWA.
(Source: fuckyeahellen)
